S is for Stiffler's Mother

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OMG!!!! I am so cracked up. I have a secret crush. It's the cutest thing. As Mature as I am, he is young! ROFL. I feel like Stiffler's Mother. (aka for you older crones: Mrs Robinson!)

I told my husband tonight and he said he wouldn't kill him but he's going to leer at him a lot. hahaha!! So I guess I can't count on him to run to the store alone anymore. ROFL. This kid is 19 and works at the local grocery store. He is a friend of my sons even. SHIT!! If I was in High School, this kid would have been one of my targets--he is a cutie.

I go up there a lot lately, because I am only trying to keep the groceries we need, in the house, since we are moving soon. So I am forever up there getting milk, eggs and such. Normally I shop in the other town over at Wally World. And with this last TDY for JW, I've been up at their video counter a bit too. So, a couple weeks ago, it hits me that no matter where I am, this kid is. This goes on for these last couple weeks. Day before yesterday, I went up to get milk and when I walked in, and said hi to another kid I know, he got paged ASAP...And followed me all over. Hell, I went and stood near the tampons, and he stayed right with me!!!! (Is that true love or what? LOL) He kept trying to make conversation. When I turned to talk to him I turned so red I thought I'd burst into flames. I felt like I was 15. :)

Anyway, I am Stiffler's mom, But I'm not gonna nail the poor kid on a pool table~nor am I gonna let JW have hold of him. (Remember JW, LET HIM LIVE!) It just made my day. He's a cute kid and I'm well on my way to middle aged. I needed this boost almost as much as my boobs did. :)~

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